I had forgotten about Megara the hooker with a heart of gold. Payday she's mine.
And Jane, well she's too into the adventure to like Mulan. I love strong women, but these two are just too focused on "big picture"
I totally agree that Poccahontas is a true double souled Native American, from her tree huggin' vegan ways and vast aray of pets, oh yeah megga dyke.
And Belle, being a tomboy and french and all, pretty sure she'd be willing to ride a girl, total top, total control, but damn she'd leave a gal happy.
Snow White, every Goth chick I know parties with Hecuba when the moon is right.
Ariel no, all the reasons you mentioned.
Cinderella, kindness will earn love. Problem with gals like Cindy, I tend to fall too hard, and then when the right man comes along, I'm the present opener at the wedding, not even good enough to make it into the ranks of bride's maid.
Tinker Bell, oh she'd do me and make the boys watch. I'd used and satisified.
The rest, I'd have to go with the strong butch thing, complete with the horse and borrowed sword. They would be mine as long as I wanted 'em.
Now lets take a look at the wicked women. Seems they're all into bondage...
nail the princess
Date: 2005-08-21 03:55 am (UTC)And Jane, well she's too into the adventure to like Mulan. I love strong women, but these two are just too focused on "big picture"
I totally agree that Poccahontas is a true double souled Native American, from her tree huggin' vegan ways and vast aray of pets, oh yeah megga dyke.
And Belle, being a tomboy and french and all, pretty sure she'd be willing to ride a girl, total top, total control, but damn she'd leave a gal happy.
Snow White, every Goth chick I know parties with Hecuba when the moon is right.
Ariel no, all the reasons you mentioned.
Cinderella, kindness will earn love. Problem with gals like Cindy, I tend to fall too hard, and then when the right man comes along, I'm the present opener at the wedding, not even good enough to make it into the ranks of bride's maid.
Tinker Bell, oh she'd do me and make the boys watch. I'd used and satisified.
The rest, I'd have to go with the strong butch thing, complete with the horse and borrowed sword. They would be mine as long as I wanted 'em.
Now lets take a look at the wicked women. Seems they're all into bondage...