Waiting for the Carpet Dude (I hope his name isn't Godot)

[captain_slinky]

The carpet-dude was supposed to be here to clean our carpets between 9 and 9:30, yet I have ehard nothing from him! How rude! I could have stuff to do! Things to see! Lives to SAVE! Maybe I'm a surgeon, and they need me deperately at the Hospital for a Quintuple Octemany Transplant! I mean, that's not the case and I don't really have anything else to do right now, but how would he know??? He hasn't even called!!!