179 - BASIC Disneyland Pricing Policy
Oct. 5th, 2015 10:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinky010 FANS: But I love Disneyland! I just wish they would do something about how crowded it is!
020 DISNEY: Well we could raise the prices, that would probably thin the crowds a bit...
030 FANS: NO! IF YOU EVER RAISE THE PRICE I SWEAR I WILL NEVER EVER COME BACK TO DISNEYLAND!
040 DISNEY: So... it'll work? Great! We're raising prices!
050 FANS: THIS IS THE END! NO ONE WILL EVER GO TO DISNEYLAND EVER AGAIN IT COSTS WAY TOO MUCH!
060 DISNEY: Wait, why are attendance numbers going UP? Didn't we raise the prices and you all said you'd never come back???
070 GOTO 10
020 DISNEY: Well we could raise the prices, that would probably thin the crowds a bit...
030 FANS: NO! IF YOU EVER RAISE THE PRICE I SWEAR I WILL NEVER EVER COME BACK TO DISNEYLAND!
040 DISNEY: So... it'll work? Great! We're raising prices!
050 FANS: THIS IS THE END! NO ONE WILL EVER GO TO DISNEYLAND EVER AGAIN IT COSTS WAY TOO MUCH!
060 DISNEY: Wait, why are attendance numbers going UP? Didn't we raise the prices and you all said you'd never come back???
070 GOTO 10
