Captain's Log

Anybody else have a list of Top 5 Trashy Things You Want To Eat before You Die?

If not, please feel free to create your own somewhere in the comments :)

My own personal list has mutated over the years as i gained the nerve to try some of this stuff and as they became available to me. Sometimes it's darned difficult to put together a list like this, narrowing your choices down to just five! Your List shouldn't include anything you've already eaten. Here's my current list:

• Twinkie-Wiener Sandwich (Twinkie, split down the middle and stuffed with a Tofu hot dog, covered with spray cheese. May also be dipped in Vanilla Soy Milk)
  
• The Luther (Half-pound of grilled hamburger, 6 strips of bacon, processed American cheese and Grilled onions on a grilled Krispee Kreme Donut for a bun)
  
• Deep-Fried Banana Split (Like a regular Banana Split, only the Banana is dipped in batter and deep-fried... as are the individual scoops of ice cream)
  
• Bacon-Sausage-Cheese Roll (If you need an explanation then you haven't been following this community)
  
• The Garbage Plate (Another of the oldies but goodies - some restaurant somewhere serves this giant plate that has pretty mush everyting on their menu on it, all mixed together)

Stuff i have been able to cross off my list in the past include Deep-Fried Twinkies, Snickers Bars, Oreos... "The Mr. Bill's Killer Burger" (your basic giant 10-Lb. Burger with 2 Lbs of fries on the side) and The Big Bertha (hamburger bun with 2 fried eggs, 2 hashbrown patties, ham, sausage, toast, cheese, fried chicken patty and a quarter-pound hamburger patty)