captain_slinky | Another fecal post

I have been inspired by the refreshing scent of the new Hawaiian Breeze scented room deodorizer that we just put in my bathroom. Instead of feeling like I'm sitting in a cramped stinky room full of comic books, a litter box and my own fecal matter (which it is), it's more like I'm taking a dump in the middle of a serene tropical oasis. The mists from that cascading waterfall behind me tickling the hairs on my ass. A beautiful native girl (topless) Another fecal posta large palm leaf to wipe with as she hula-dances for me.

There's GOTTA be a commercial idea in there somewhere, right? Glade? You listening to me? Here's your new slogan: "Like taking a dump in a beautiful tropical paradise"!