Why do they make these things so damged long???

1. WHAT WAS THE FIRST RECORD YOU OWNED (BOUGHT FOR YOU)?
The *very* first was "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron", but since I'm pretty sure this is about Rock-N-Roll, then the album would be "Weird Al Yankovick In 3-D"

2. WHAT WAS THE FIRST RECORD YOU EVER BOUGHT?
Heh heh heh... "Weird Al Yankovick Dare To Be Stupid"

3. IF YOU HAD SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX COMING OVER AND YOU WANTED TO IMPRESS THEM, WHICH CDS WOULD YOU HIDE?
I take pride in the weirdness of my collection... a collection where Garth Brooks mingles with Anthrax and Screeching Weasle. Disney cavorts with ICP. And Grieg cna compose for the entire cast of "Into The Woods". So I guess the answer is "None of the above"?

4. IS THERE A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU MOST OF YOUR CHILDHOOD?
Anything from "School House Rock"

5. IF YOU COULD SPEND A NIGHT WITH FIVE MUSICAL ARTISTS - THREE FOR THEIR MINDS AND TWO FOR THEIR BODIES - WHO WOULD THEY BE?
The chicks from Shakespear's Sister (body), John Lennon, Alan Moore, and Frank Sinatra

6. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT SONG WOULD PLAY OVER THE FOLLOWING:
*** OPENING CREDITS: "Creep" - Radio Head
*** LOVE SCENES: "Burn in Hell" - Twisted Sister
*** CLOSING CREDITS: "My Way" - Sid Viscious

7. IF APPLICABLE, NAME A SONG OR CONCERT THAT MOVED YOU TO TEARS:
"Creep" by Radiohead always chokes me up.

8. WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO WHEN YOU ARE...?
HAPPY: They Might Be Giants, anything from the 80's that was done by someone in spandex and big hair
SAD: They Might Be Giants, Violente Femmes
ANGRY: Anthrax, ICP, Eminem, Barry Manilowe

9. NAME ONE MUSICAL ARTIST YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE BANISHED:
James Taylor. The dude creeps me out.

10. NAME ONE MUSICAL GENRE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE BANISHED:
Gangsta-Rap

11. NAME A SONG YOU WOULD RATHER HEAR NEVER AGAIN:
Anything by Silverchair.

12. WHAT NOW-DEFUNCT BAND WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SEE REUNITE (LIVING OR DEAD)?
The Ramones or Talking Heads...

13. NAME AN ALBUM THAT IS PERFECT ALL THE WAY THROUGH - NO FILLER, NO BAD STUFF:
Two come instantly to mind. "Lincoln" by They Might Be Giants, and "Pop Goes The World" by Men Without Hats

14. MUSIC YOU LIKE THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED A GUILTY PLEASURE:
Techno-remixes of Cartoon Theme Songs.

15. IF YOUR MUSIC COLLECTION WAS ABOUT TO GO UP IN FLAMES, WHICH FIVE CDS WOULD YOU SAVE?
Lincoln
Pop Goes The World
The Wall
Television's Greatest Hits vol. III
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Soundtrack

16. IS THERE A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU OR A SITUATION YOU'VE BEEN IN SO WELL THAT YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN IT?
"Creep", by Radiohead

17. WHICH UNDERRATED ARTIST DESERVES MORE ATTENTION?
Glen Phillips, formerly of "Toad The Wet Sprocket" fame.

18. HAS A SONG OR ARTIST CHANGED YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY? IF SO, HOW?
On my 12th birthday, I asked my sister to get me a record as a gift. i wanted either "Ah-Ha: Scoundrel Days", or "Weird Al Yankovick In 3-D". She got me the later, and it shaped my life from that moment on. I've always wondered how my life would have turned out if she had gotten me the soft-pop sounds of Ah-Ha...

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK?
Of all time? Back To The Future.

20. BEST MUSIC-RELATED MOVIE:
"Xanadu", or "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band".

21. WHAT WOULD YOUR DREAM BAND BE?:
Kevin Bacon, Elvis, Robert Reed, Gavin McCloud, a box of lemon Jello, Shrek, and two clones of Jerry Sienfeld (to play the tambourine). I have weird dreams.

22. DO YOU MISS THE DAYS WHEN MTV USED TO, LIKE, SHOW VIDEOS AND STUFF?
So you've heard the legends too, eh?

23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALL-TIME VIDEO?
"Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua

24. CURRENT FAVORITE RADIO HIT?
Whatever System of a Down is yelling.

25. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTIST/BAND(S) OF ALL TIME?
Weird Al Yankovick.