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Jul. 4th, 2002 11:13 amHeh heh heh heh... Finally, I know where to start!
http://www.villainsupply.com
Goes hand-in-hand with my old idea of making a Global Domination charity. We could have our masked, raspy-voiced leader go on television pleading with viewers, a little something like this...
Litteraly THOUSSSSANDS of my Stormtrooping Goons sit idly by, just *waiting* for an opportunity to terrorize innocents. Sad, isn't it? Your donation... just PENNIES a DAY... can make the difference! Once you become a sponsor, you'll recieve an information packet in the mail that includes a photograph of your sponsored hoodlum, a list of the cruel and unusual experimentation that we have performed on him to enhance his strength and/or latant mutant powers, and a hand-written thank-you note like this one...
Won't you please help? opperators are standing by!
http://www.villainsupply.com
Goes hand-in-hand with my old idea of making a Global Domination charity. We could have our masked, raspy-voiced leader go on television pleading with viewers, a little something like this...
Litteraly THOUSSSSANDS of my Stormtrooping Goons sit idly by, just *waiting* for an opportunity to terrorize innocents. Sad, isn't it? Your donation... just PENNIES a DAY... can make the difference! Once you become a sponsor, you'll recieve an information packet in the mail that includes a photograph of your sponsored hoodlum, a list of the cruel and unusual experimentation that we have performed on him to enhance his strength and/or latant mutant powers, and a hand-written thank-you note like this one...
Dear Sponsor,
Thank you so very much for sponsoring me! All though I can not guarantee that you will be spared when our Serpent Society reigns supreme, I can promise you that when I kill you I will do it with a minimum amount of cruelty."
Won't you please help? opperators are standing by!
