Fourth Of July
Jun. 16th, 2003 09:00 amDoes it GET any better than this?
The Fourth Of July this year will hopefully (depending on how much money I can make between now and then) be spent in the most American way possible! We'll be going to the Evergreen Speedway in Monroe to witness the Coors Demolition Derby. We're talking SUPER 8 CRISS-CROSS! We're talking SCHOOLBUS RACES! We're talking HILLBILLIES DRIVING AROUND A DIRT TRACK IN BEAT-UP CARS TILL ONE OF THEM BLOWS UP! We're talking MEN WITH MULLETS WEARING CONFEDERATE FLAG T-SHIRTS!
Afterwards, we may go to a friend's place to "Drink and blow shit up". GAWD BLESS AMERICA!!!
The Fourth Of July this year will hopefully (depending on how much money I can make between now and then) be spent in the most American way possible! We'll be going to the Evergreen Speedway in Monroe to witness the Coors Demolition Derby. We're talking SUPER 8 CRISS-CROSS! We're talking SCHOOLBUS RACES! We're talking HILLBILLIES DRIVING AROUND A DIRT TRACK IN BEAT-UP CARS TILL ONE OF THEM BLOWS UP! We're talking MEN WITH MULLETS WEARING CONFEDERATE FLAG T-SHIRTS!
Afterwards, we may go to a friend's place to "Drink and blow shit up". GAWD BLESS AMERICA!!!