Happy 6th Of July!

Happy 6th Of July to EVERYONE here in the States and all my friends abroad! 2 days ago we celebrated ourt Independence Day, the day that we finally stopped fighting the Red Coats and became our own country. And today on ther 6th of July we celebrate "All Cowards Eve"! This is the day that most of our National Cowards, Turncoats and slackers finally came out of hiding and started making up stories about how brave they had been during the Revolutionary War. Men who spent years of their lives dressed as women to avoid the fighting finally came forward with tales of being held captive by the British... People who had strongly supported the Monarchy were now hanging up "Don't Tread On Us" signs and spouting the virtues of the new Democracy! All over the place, people were jumoping on the bandwagon! And this is the reason we celebrate today.