Nov. 16th, 2003

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No store, regardless of how well it describes what they sell, should name themselves "ASIAN SMOOTHIES" and expect me to not come in looking for Oriental hookers with "hardwood Floors" (as opposed to "Shag Carpetting", ifyaknowwhatImean). And if they DON'T have and "Asian Smoothies" (as advertised by their name) and they try to sell me some delicious Bubble Tea, they should NOT become overly offended if i try to dip my genetalia in to said delicious Bubble Tea.

Also, they should not call the Police.

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