Pizza Monster

Somebody just had Pizza delivered to the office, and the scent is quite alluring. One co-werker sniffed in the aroma over-zelously, and started making numnumnumnum soundws like Cookie Monster. So I started wondering why they didn't do a PIZZA Monster instead of Cookie Monster, and then it hit me; based upon the gluttonous habits of Cookie Monster, *Pizza Monster* would have severe, blistering 3rd-degree burns all over his face.

I'll bet it tested bad with the focus-groups, making all the kids cry and stuff :(