Won't somebody PLEASE think of The Children???

In another shocking example of Rock and/or Roll corrupting the youth of today with subversive tought and backwards-masked messages from Sata, I present to you UNDENIABLE PROOF that Satan is recruitng our young ones for his unfoly army of The Dead.

Lyrics for that sinnful death-metal group "Jimmy Eat World" (a title evoking oral shenanigans at the very least):

"It just takes some time,

Little girl you're in the middle of the ride.

Everything everything will be just fine,

everything everything will be alright alright.

It just..."

Sounds reasuring, doesn't it? Oh, it's okay, everything will be okay! Don't panic. I'm here for you, I'll help... HELP YOU JOIN SATAN, IF YOU FOLLOW OUR UNHOLY DIRECTIONS OF DOOM!!!

When you play that exact same cut backwards, it says:

"Sushi. Hello, hello, people lick their butts,

lick their butts. Have sushi.

People lick their butts, lick their butts...

(garbled)...Have sushi, sushi."

IT'S TRUE! CLICK HERE FOR THE UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT SATAN IS TELLING THE YOUTH OF TODAY TO EAT SUSHI AND LICK THEIR BUTTS!!!