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Sep. 22nd, 2005 12:54 pmI think it's important to go over which cartoon cities you would and would not care to live in and explain WHY you would or wouldn't want to live there every once in a while. because you never know when you might be forced to relocate suddenly.
BEDROCK - I don't think I'd like to live there despite the aparently thriving night-life, financial district, department stores and picturesque suburban dwellings. It all looks jus so bland. Very cookie-cutter carbon copy, ya know? he same scenery everywhere you go. I'd have to pass.
SMURF VILLAGE - Sure, if you like living on a commune and being stripped of your individuality! They've got all the earmarks of a cult, right down to the protein-deprived diet (nothing ut Smurfberries and Smurfberry by-products) designed to keep your mind and body weak/ready for brainwashing! No monetary system, no stores, no nuthin'! I'll pass.
RIVERDALE> - Archie and the gang make this town look very interesting! Snow every Christmas, blazing hot sun every summer, plenticul small-town shopping experiences side-by-side with idylic homes and a strictly controlled flow of minorities? Yeah, I'd buy a place in Riverdale!
CYBERTRON - Cool robots everywhere, and no plants to trigger my allergies? Dude, I'm so there!
TOON TOWN - I imagine it would be cool to live next door to Bugs Bunny AND Mickey Mouse, but I'm sure that the turf wars between the lower-class Warner and Disney properties could get quite messy. Sure the big names get along just fine, but what happens when the Animaniacs start all their shenannigans around Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers? I'll tell you what happens! BLOOD HAPPENS! I'll have to pass.
SPRINGFIELD - If you're not Homer, Lisa, Bart, Maggie or Marge, then Springfield is just a depressing, dangerous place to live. Innept police, crooked politicians, ignored elderly and over-priced stores... who would want to live there?
METROPOLIS - This above all others is where I would like to live. I'm willing to put up with the giant robotic flying shark attacks once a week in exchange for gettign a glimpse of ANY of the Super Friends! I guess the BIG draw of Metropolis is the fact that they have The Hall Of Justice, so I wouldn't have to travel all over the place to see all my favorite Super Heroes. Why travel to Gotham, Atlantis, Coast City, Star City and the likes when eventually all the heroes will come to my town to answer the Troubalert!
BEDROCK - I don't think I'd like to live there despite the aparently thriving night-life, financial district, department stores and picturesque suburban dwellings. It all looks jus so bland. Very cookie-cutter carbon copy, ya know? he same scenery everywhere you go. I'd have to pass.
SMURF VILLAGE - Sure, if you like living on a commune and being stripped of your individuality! They've got all the earmarks of a cult, right down to the protein-deprived diet (nothing ut Smurfberries and Smurfberry by-products) designed to keep your mind and body weak/ready for brainwashing! No monetary system, no stores, no nuthin'! I'll pass.
RIVERDALE> - Archie and the gang make this town look very interesting! Snow every Christmas, blazing hot sun every summer, plenticul small-town shopping experiences side-by-side with idylic homes and a strictly controlled flow of minorities? Yeah, I'd buy a place in Riverdale!
CYBERTRON - Cool robots everywhere, and no plants to trigger my allergies? Dude, I'm so there!
TOON TOWN - I imagine it would be cool to live next door to Bugs Bunny AND Mickey Mouse, but I'm sure that the turf wars between the lower-class Warner and Disney properties could get quite messy. Sure the big names get along just fine, but what happens when the Animaniacs start all their shenannigans around Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers? I'll tell you what happens! BLOOD HAPPENS! I'll have to pass.
SPRINGFIELD - If you're not Homer, Lisa, Bart, Maggie or Marge, then Springfield is just a depressing, dangerous place to live. Innept police, crooked politicians, ignored elderly and over-priced stores... who would want to live there?
METROPOLIS - This above all others is where I would like to live. I'm willing to put up with the giant robotic flying shark attacks once a week in exchange for gettign a glimpse of ANY of the Super Friends! I guess the BIG draw of Metropolis is the fact that they have The Hall Of Justice, so I wouldn't have to travel all over the place to see all my favorite Super Heroes. Why travel to Gotham, Atlantis, Coast City, Star City and the likes when eventually all the heroes will come to my town to answer the Troubalert!
