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captain_slinkySo yeah, my car was stolen. But WHY??? 1995 Pontiac Grand-Am 4-door. Blue with a miss-matched dark green driver side door and fender. Stock radio (AM/FM/TAPE). Bumper stickers galore. Spiderman, Hulk, Hellboy and a hula-dancing doggie glued to the dash board. Back seat FULL of empty fast food containers and comic books. Dirty as a three-dollar whore.
Parked two spots away? An '86 T-Bird, Blue, mint condition. Why not take that?
Matter of fact, why not ANY of the other cars in the parking lot? Of all the cars there, mine was by far the junkiest of the bunch. What greasy hood was prowling our lot an thought to himself "Dude! Check it! Stock stereo, 3 hub caps, and all the empty fast food containers we could ever want! This is it... this is the one! And the miss-matched door just clinches it! This is the heist that's gonna put us in the history books!
Parked two spots away? An '86 T-Bird, Blue, mint condition. Why not take that?
Matter of fact, why not ANY of the other cars in the parking lot? Of all the cars there, mine was by far the junkiest of the bunch. What greasy hood was prowling our lot an thought to himself "Dude! Check it! Stock stereo, 3 hub caps, and all the empty fast food containers we could ever want! This is it... this is the one! And the miss-matched door just clinches it! This is the heist that's gonna put us in the history books!
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Date: 2004-12-17 07:03 pm (UTC)Desperate geek? I have no idea. Frankly, I wouldn't steal your car.
It should be pretty easy to spot though.
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Date: 2004-12-17 07:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-17 10:15 pm (UTC)Likely, the car will be more empty when you find it, though. They usually just dump out whatever was in it. :(
Hopefully you've reported to the police and your insurance already?
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Date: 2004-12-17 10:58 pm (UTC)Yes, reported it aproximately 1.5 minutes after I confirmed that it hadn't just been towed :)