It got me

Nauseous, head-achey, body aching all over and making popping noises whenever I move. No appetite, barely able to take in any liquids, unable to stay focused. And diarhea. The type that makes you unale to focus on your comic book and jut sit there praying to an alphabetical list of supreme-beings an higher dieties hoping that you'll stumble upon the RIGHT ONE who can remov the remove the burning chunky rootbeer from your stomach without having it come out the butt or mouth.

I tried for a REALLY long time to convince myself it was just the notorious "Our Flex-Time At Work Renewed So I *could* take a sick day and still get paid" Flu, but now I'm pretty sure it's the real thing.