Stuff to Ask Stan

If I can muster the nerve and actually ASK a question instead of just getting up there and saying "Uhm... you... thanks!" before peeing myself, here's a list of possible questions I would like to ask Stan Lee:

• Comics were just about dead or at the very least dieing before you came along and revitalized the industry with exciting stories of characters that seems more real than anything that had ever been seen before. Looking around the room today and seeing the hundreds - THOUSANDS of full grown men in Spider-Man T-Shirts and spending HUNDREDS of dollars on plastic toys... don't you feel just a bit of shame?
• Kirby's dead and Ditko could care less, so c'mon, fess up. Which artist was a bigger pain in your ass over the years?
• At 87 years old, how does it feel to know that you could nail any one of the chicks - no, anyone PERIOD at this convention right now?