Pet Peeves

Don't you hate it when you're sick and supposed to be getting plenty of sleep but you can't sleep because in order to stop a string of bizarre and brutal mutilation murders from happening you have to keep your cat from humping a raw chicken that is prophesied to spawn a demon that will trigger The Apocalypse but you seem to be the only person who knows or cares that your cat has been neutered so he can hump the raw chicken all he wants because it ain't gonna do anything and it's actually kind of comical so you just go and watch your nieces play a sarcastic game of Softball but then you figure out it's all just a dream and you wake up and can't get back to sleep because the grizzly murders were really scary?

Yeah... me too :(