100 THINGS CHALLENGE (000 - THE BEGINNING)

{Take the 100 Things challenge!}

Click on that there banner... it pretty much explains it all and it sounds SUPER FUN! I'll be doing 100 HYPOTHETICAL BATTLES BETWEEN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!

Using Maths and Science combined with my own above-average Smartitude, I will pick two random fictional characters and postulate a no-holds-barred fight between them, ultimately declaring one of them as the winner! By about the middle I'm sure I'll be hitting some roadblocks and have to do re-matches, grudge matches and even bracket-style fighting. MAY THE BEST FICTIONAL CHARACTER WIN!!!

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How This 100 Things thing is gonna work...

As previously stated, I will be attempting to accurately detail a battle between two different fictional characters. The outcome of the battle will be deduced using maths, science and my own superior level of smartology so there won't be any real way for anyone to dispute the results but you're welcome to try in the comments.

HOW WILL THE COMBATANTS BE CHOSEN? By using two different search engines, I'll do an image search for a fairly generic term such as "Space Man" or "Super Hero" or "Cartoon Character" - you get the idea. The first two non-matching images I find will be the comatants for this battle.

100 THINGS CHALLENGE (001 - "Power Puff Girls Vs. Bugs Bunny")

VS.

From the search term "Cartoon Character" today, the number 1 image from Yahoo is Bugs Bunny! The rascally rabbit who has dodged countless attempted murders over the years at the hands of red-necks, hunters, mad chefs, opera singers and Martians (to name but a few).

And from Google, the number 1 image of a Cartoon Character is The Power Puff Girls! Imbued with a vast spectrum of ill-defined powers, each one of them in and of themself would be a formidable adversary for any evil... but put them together and they're practically UNSTOPPABLE!

THE SCENARIO: Bugs Bunny is relaxing in his rabbit-hole home in the forest, reading a humorously-named book and eating a plate of carrots, breaking the fourth wall and making witty comments to the audience when SUDDENLY, THE POWER PUFF GIRLS break the serenity of the moment by throwing one of Mojo Jojo's giant robots in to the forest, collapsing part of Bugs' home! Bugs Bunny declares (to no one in particular) that "Of course you realize, this means WAR!"

The Power Puff Girls, being children and all, are easily lured in to the wild schemes of Bugs Bunny. They receive many exploding cigars, facial shotgun blasts, cranial anvil indentations and many other attacks that would prove fatal to anyone who is not nigh invulnerable, all while Bugs Bunny employs half a dozen different wacky costumes and scenarios.

Eventually, as with anyone who has ever come up against Bugs Bunny, The Power Puff Girls admit defeat when they discover that they just can't seem to lay a finger on Bugs. They rebuild his home for him at super-speed and enjoy and evening of watching TV and eating carrots with him.

WINNER: BUGS BUNNY

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