Sobering thought of the day

The movie "Stand By Me", if it were to be released today with a similarly "Retro" setting for today's youth, would be about a group of kids who lie to their parents about going to see the movie "Stand By Me" as their cover for going to find a dead body.

Dire Straights "Money For Nothin'" is as hokey and old-fashioned to today's youth as Bill Haley's "Rock Around The Clock" was to me at their age.

"Mister Roger's Neighborhood" is as old and foreign a concept to the kids of today as "The Howdy Doody Show" was to me.

I'm so old...