Aug. 28th, 2015

captain_slinky: (Smile)
Do you have a co-worker of some sort that you HAVE to get along with because you work together, but you secretly kind of hate them or are irritated by them or maybe you genuinely like them but they did something mean to you recently? Heres a helpful tip to make life more bearable!

Just take your co-worker's favorite mug or water bottle or cup, whatever they drink from on a daily basis, and smuggle it in to the restroom with you. Find a nice, clean toilet and dunk the cup in there. Shen wash the cup *thoroughly* before returning it to where your co-worker will continue to use it.

Completely harmless, completely clean, no risk of them getting sick or anything bad... but with every sip they take, you can smirk and try to hold back your maniacal laughter as you and you ALONE revel in the knowledge that your co-worker is drinking from a POO CUP.

POO CUP! SO EMPOWERING!

With every annoying word they say, with every whiny complaint they make, you can just sit back and say to yourself "Whatever, Poo Cup... at least *I* don't drink my coffee from a cup that was dunked in the toilet!"

They'll never know. Only YOU will know! This is YOUR secret, the source of YOUR power! OWN IT!

POO CUP!!!
captain_slinky: (Smile)
start-up costs, so I can see where I'm spending money and where I can cut costs to maximize profits. Feel free to ignore or put in your two-cent opinion :)

Bold items are things available from multiple retailers in different ways/prices, need to choose which one to go with.

Italic items are for Large Box only

The goal is to stay under $3 per small box, $7 per large box

    ORIENTAL TRADING COMPANY (may be able to get free shipping)
  • Unicorn Slap Bracelets, $5.25 per dozen, 44-cents each
  • Neon Jelly Bracelets, $5.75 for 144 (24 sets of 6),
  • 24-cents each set
  • Cassette Tape Note Pads, $6.20 for 24, 26-cents each


    AMAZON (all items free shipping)
  • Neon Animal Print Slap Bracelets, $14.69 per 100, 15-cents each
  • Scratch-N-Sniff Stickers, $10.64 for 36 sheets of 15 stickers, 30-cents each sheet
  • 80's Movie Buttons, $9.99 for 12, 83-cents each
  • Neon Jelly Bracelets, $4.20 per 144 (24 sets of 6, only at this price as add-on item), 18-cents each
  • Nerds Candy, $20.69 for 24, 86-cents each
  • Ring Pops, $18.72 for 40 (2 per box), 93-cents per box


    ITEMS ON HAND (includes what I remember paying for it)
  • Marvel Mini-Comics, $13.50 (Ebay, shipped) for 32, 42-cents each
  • He-Man Mini Comics, $11.34 (Ebay, shipped) for 15, 76-cents each
  • E.T. Pins, $2.50 (Garage Sale) for 25, 10-cents each
  • E.T. Buttons, $2.50 (Garage Sale) for 23, 11-cents each
  • 1980's Collector Glasses, from collection, no cost
  • 7-11 Slurpee Cups, from collection, no cost
  • Perler Bead Figures, hand made, no cost
  • Funko ReAction Figures, various sources, so far have paid $2 for three figures, 67-cents each
  • Funko Pop Vinyl Figures, various sources, so far 2 for $13.34, $6.67 each (this will go down as I get more)


    STILL NEED (hope to find at garage sales and/or in my storage unit)
  • Loose 1980's Trading Cards and stickers
  • Rubik's Cubes
  • More Pop Figures
  • More ReAction Figures
  • Carded 1980's Toys

  • Logo for boxes (fiver.com)
  • Printing stickers
  • VHS Boxes
  • Printing VHS labels


    POTENTIAL FILLER
  • 80's Toy USB Drives (figurine plus cheap 2GB drive)
  • Lisa Frank stickers
  • Hot Wheels Cars

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