162 - Poo Cup
Aug. 28th, 2015 09:02 amDo you have a co-worker of some sort that you HAVE to get along with because you work together, but you secretly kind of hate them or are irritated by them or maybe you genuinely like them but they did something mean to you recently? Heres a helpful tip to make life more bearable!
Just take your co-worker's favorite mug or water bottle or cup, whatever they drink from on a daily basis, and smuggle it in to the restroom with you. Find a nice, clean toilet and dunk the cup in there. Shen wash the cup *thoroughly* before returning it to where your co-worker will continue to use it.
Completely harmless, completely clean, no risk of them getting sick or anything bad... but with every sip they take, you can smirk and try to hold back your maniacal laughter as you and you ALONE revel in the knowledge that your co-worker is drinking from a POO CUP.
POO CUP! SO EMPOWERING!
With every annoying word they say, with every whiny complaint they make, you can just sit back and say to yourself "Whatever, Poo Cup... at least *I* don't drink my coffee from a cup that was dunked in the toilet!"
They'll never know. Only YOU will know! This is YOUR secret, the source of YOUR power! OWN IT!
POO CUP!!!
Just take your co-worker's favorite mug or water bottle or cup, whatever they drink from on a daily basis, and smuggle it in to the restroom with you. Find a nice, clean toilet and dunk the cup in there. Shen wash the cup *thoroughly* before returning it to where your co-worker will continue to use it.
Completely harmless, completely clean, no risk of them getting sick or anything bad... but with every sip they take, you can smirk and try to hold back your maniacal laughter as you and you ALONE revel in the knowledge that your co-worker is drinking from a POO CUP.
POO CUP! SO EMPOWERING!
With every annoying word they say, with every whiny complaint they make, you can just sit back and say to yourself "Whatever, Poo Cup... at least *I* don't drink my coffee from a cup that was dunked in the toilet!"
They'll never know. Only YOU will know! This is YOUR secret, the source of YOUR power! OWN IT!
POO CUP!!!