Forget prayer... BEHOLD THE POWER OF ROCK-N-ROLL!!!

[captain_slinky]

Mr. Simmons and Mr. Stanley postulated that God gave it to us. While Marrie was a little bit Country, Donny bowed to its awesome power. Our forces used to it evict Noriega from The Vatican. And now the all-powerful Student Council has decided to us it to help those suffering in the wake of Katrina:

Suggested by a few members of the student council, the school is playing Hanson's 1996 hit "MMMBop" through the loudspeakers before classes begin, between periods and during lunch. The idea? Annoy students into donating; have them pay to stop the music.

We can only pray that the might and the majesty of NKOTB's "Hangin' Tuff" will be used for good instead of evil.

Comments

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

I predict another Columbine.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

OOH! And they could raise money to "Stop The Violence" y playing The Macarenna" over and over again till people donate enought money and/or snap, so they can then play "Achey-Breaky Heart" over and over again untill...

Well, we could just repeat the cycle ad infinitum! I see this as the big growth-market for the coming years!

[freydis.livejournal.com]

I used to play the Macarena when I wanted to leave my house after a party.

Worked like a charm.