The Three R's

[captain_slinky]

I have a new rule about making jokes at work that seems to be working well for me; I avoid The Three R's.

Religion

Retards

Restroom

As long as I can avoid making jokes about The Lord Jesus Christ, the mentaly/pysically challenged and/or going to the bathroom, everything else is smooth sailing! I've even made vaguely sexist and racist jokes around MANAGEMENT that are completely acceptable and enjoyed by all! As long as it's not blasphemy, bigotry or toiletry it's all good!

Still, it really makes me want to come up with a joke about retarded Jesus taking a dump...

Comments

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Innuendo. Innuendo is my favorite.

[freydis.livejournal.com]

yeah, I find the more restrictions I have, the more I want to make fun of it all, in one lump joke.

Control, my friend, control.

If you feel the need to tell a joke about tardo jesus pooping, feel free to email me at salome@themendes.org, while you're at work, if you want, and pretend I'm your cubicle neighbor. i'll even pretend to be offended, if you'd like.

Just tryin to help. :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Thanks! 'Cuz sometimes all i really want is the office-level drama :)

[teegin.livejournal.com]

That what I'm here for. If you can offend me even at work I'll be impressed and give you a pat on the back if you somehow manage to offend me pluss i'm not one of these assholes that taddles on people. By the way good job on your PTC form cap. I did the feedback on them last night and they were spot on. No feedback required.

So ahhh How much for the little retarded religious girl in the 3rd stall?

[khristle.livejournal.com]

My mom said she got offended by this post. She asked me to remove the link I have to your journal from my journal so she wouldn't be tempted to read your journal any more. She doesn't want any reason to not like you!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Your Mom... she's one of those people!