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[captain_slinky]

I have Pork Rinds! They are bits of crisped pig flesh contained is a celophane baggie. They come in several flavors, including Barbeque, Salt & Vinegar, Sour Cream & Onion, and BACON (so if your crisped pig flesh isn't piggy enough for you, you can get it artificially flavored to taste of more pig). If you keep them in your mouth for a while, they get soggy and rubbery. This is disturbing till you realize that the rubberiness is because you have in your mouth a pile of pig flesh, reconstituted with your own saliva.

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Yum!

[bghsmith.livejournal.com]

Aaa, but you missed the fab-o greatest of all pork-rinds, the microwave pork-rinds. Packaged much like micro popcorn, but popping piggy flesh!
Don't it make your mouth just water!
Oh wait, that's just the bile.

Re: Yum!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

The Microwave ones are great... they pop on your tongue, like PopRocks! Only pork flavored.