Crap that happened Part 2 - Man-Jewelry

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In other news, my Parents got me the gaudiest, mot un-comfortale watch in the WORLD for my Birthday. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but this thing rips the hair off my wrist, pinches my skin and is somewhat reminiscent of the Big Ugly Bracelet that Joey bought for Chandler on "Friends". It is VERY GOLD. VERY 70's. I tried to wear it for a while with all the tags still on it so my parents wouldn't be offended, then my Mom INSISTED that I take the tags off and "Get a feel for it". So now I can't even return it for a non-pinchy-hurty-gaudy watch! To be fair, i don't really despise the fact that it's gaudy... I HEART gaudy ugly things! And I know that if it didn't put me in physical PAIN to wear it, I'd totaly be rockin' it hard-core! I have no idea what that means...