I *SO* wish I were kidding...

[captain_slinky]

I just farted so hard, I set of our fire alarm.

Comments

Manly!

[teegin.livejournal.com]

wow ....ummmm .... thats impressive...I guess..... Now should we be worried about you or the fire alarm?

[jodijodijodi.livejournal.com]

That made me laugh so hard that I scared several of my coworkers.

It's a chain reaction.

Everything okay?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

It woke her up from her nap. It was quite distressing.

Re: Manly!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Fire Alarm has always been REALLY touchy, like you can't boil water without having it go off. No smoke or anything, but suddenly it decides there's a fire for no good reason.

But I still like to think it was my poot what set it off :D

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Nothing that a new pair of undies won't cure!

[con-grazia.livejournal.com]

No. words.

*gives you some kind of special fart award*

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Did the Firemens come??!!?!?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Naaaaah... it was just the little smoke alarm thingee in the hallway. Woke up Molly, though...

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

"The force is strong with this one!"

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

Can you do that on command? You need to audition for America's Got Talent or Who Wants to be a Superhero? FartMan!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Wish I could... seems that my alarm-starter yesterday was just a fluke. Ever since then I've had nothing but mild-mannered poots :(

[baeleth.livejournal.com]

Wow. So I have to know. With a fart like that, did you get thrust? I mean, if you did you'd be set! Just get an office-type chair on wheels & you'd never have to walk around the house again!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Alas, my Wonder-Fart sems to have been a one-time deal. Back to the ho-hum, dreary, mild-mannered "Fart Kent" gas :(