Bad, Bad Monday

[captain_slinky]

It's a bad, bad Monday morning. I think my best friend is finally tired of all my shit, my girlfriend is concerned with my lack of sexual ambition, I get maybe 3 hours of sleep a night, my parents are selling the house I grew up in, and I'm having a moral crisis about switching comic book stores. What ever happened to my easy life? I used to have time for all the things I liked! I used to watch TV! I used to read! Now I'm lucky if I have time to go to the bathroom.

By the way, welcome to Depressive-ville, population: ME. Our next stop will be Manic-opolis.