Halloween

[captain_slinky]

*IF* a fellow were to want to dress-up as American iron Chef Bobby Flay for Halloween... what hair should that fellow go with?

I have one of those plastic Elvis wigs...

Hair's not quite long enough for me to be Mario Batalli, but I might go that way if I can't nail down the specifics of Mr. Corn-N-Cilantro.

(Seriously... watch any show that Bobby Flay is on and try to find a dish that he didn't put corn and/or cilantro in to... EVEN THE DRINKS!)

Also not sure if I should keep khristle gender-specific by making her the only Female Iron Chef ever (Cat Cora) or get her spiffed up as either Alton Brown or Chairman Dacascos. Or maybe let HER be Bobby Flay?

Not much time...

Comments

[khristle.livejournal.com]

I'm not skinny enough to be AB and my hair color is all wrong.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

They sell these great things called "Wigs"... I'll show you one some time :P

[rogh-sensei.livejournal.com]

Dress up as Bobby Flay for Halloween and I will murder you in your sleep.

I H9 him. (Like H8, "hate" +1.)
Go with Batali. Red wig, blue socks and orange Crocs.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

But that's exactly why i want to BE Bobby Flay for Halloween! He's SCARY!!! I sometimes have NIGHTMARES about him! Freddy, Jason... AND BOBBY FLAY!!!

"Welcome to Bobby Flay's Throwdown! This week I'll be flying a few thousand miles to track-down some local who THINKS they can cook. Then I'll take their recipe, add some corn and some cilantro and BANG! They're my BITCH! Serves 'em right for thinking their slop was anything I couldn't make better! That's NEXT, on Bobby Flay's Throwdown".

[eleri.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Except every Throwdown I've watched, he's gotten his ass kicked for taking some famous regional dish, and Flayifying it. "Well, it's tasty, but it's just not a puffy taco, y'know?"

Get a medium length blond wig, and cut it kinda shaggy. Use too much jel.

[eleri.livejournal.com]

also, we have got to actually meet at some point.

[rogh-sensei.livejournal.com]

Not scary. Just teh SUCK.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well for THAT matter, i suppose i couild just get my hair cut to resemble "The Flay" and use too much gel. I wouldn't need a perm would I? 'Cuz I'd just look like The Fat Kid from Superbad if i got a perm :/

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

True that... you still interested in buying Optimus Prime from me tomorrow? That might be a good time to meet...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well i think you've solidified my decision for me! it's GOTTA be Bobby Flay now!

So much better than last year's "Bill Cosby" costume...

[eleri.livejournal.com]

Humm, I'm actually off the hook for work until the mask thing tuesday, and then not back again until next Thursday. But I'm there all day, then :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You work at Creation Station?

[eleri.livejournal.com]

yup!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well then! We'll plan a trip on Wednesday afternoon! I'll be the guy with the great big Optimus Prime!

btw, you know those Magi Nation cards that are over in the Fill-A-Bag section? I'm the guy who donated those to you!

[eleri.livejournal.com]

Thursday afternoon, I won't be there wednesday. Early dismissal from school week. Ugh. :/

I was wondering where those came from! There was a birthday party of 10yo boys who positively decimated those boxes :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I meant Thursday :)