Vicodin - My Own Personal Red Kryptonite!

[captain_slinky]

The thing I hate the most about Vicodin is that I never know what my side effect is gonna be. I roll 2d10 and look it up on the Random Encounters Chart...

• 01 - 49: Pain Relief and Sleepy/Groggy for the next 1d4 Hours
• 50 - 59: Sleep of The Dead for the next 2d6 Hours
• 60 - 79: 1d6 Hours Pain Relief, no other effect
• 80 - 89: Pain Relief and Sleepless Night
• 90 - 95: 1d6 Hours Pain Relief, Sleepless Night and The Munchies
• 96 - 99: 1d4 Gold, +1 Magic Weapon
• 00: Wandering Monster

IT'S SO DAMNED RANDOM!!! Tonight i rolled a 92... I'm off to The Keep on The Boarderlands, AKA The Fridge, to see if there's anything worth slaying for a snack.

Comments

Freak Says...

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

"give me back my encounter table!"

...he also said if you get tired of your kryptonite, he can dispose of them, because he is not a Super Man.