Boob E. Cheese

[captain_slinky]

I'll just come right out and say it; a Woman's breasts are a lot like a Chuck E. Cheese. In theory, these places are meant for feeding; CHuck E. Cheese is a Pizza Restaurant according to their business license, and breasts are the original and best way to feed your newborn.

BUT! Most people at Chuck E. Cheese aren't there for the pizza, if ya know what I mean. They're there for the fun and games, just like most fans of Boobies! That's real nice and all that you serve Pizza here, but baby I'm just here for the Whack-A Mole! The Skee-Ball! The chance to win tickets which you can exchange for stickers and candy and other prizes, if ya know what I mean ;)

And hey! If there's an unenthusiastic teenager dressed-up like a rat involved somehow? ALL THE BETTER!

Oh, and of course... most of the best, older Boobies out there used to be much superior Showbiz Pizza Places in the 80's.

Comments

[seattlegeekly.livejournal.com]

Boobies?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Just look at those boobies! You know they want it... they *tease*!

[aurora77]

*giggle*

Never thought of it that way!

[lotski.livejournal.com]

Did you ever go to Pizza and Pipes before they closed?! GOD I loved that place when I was a kid!!!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Sounds intriguing, but no I never heard of the place :( Chuck, Showbiz and Shakey's were the Big Three for me growing up :)

[jillchristina.livejournal.com]

OH!!! Pizza and Pipes. I adored that place. Now that I have kids of my own, I'm so sad it no longer exists. I have lots of fond memories of being there.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT THESE PIZZA AND PIPES!!!

[jillchristina.livejournal.com]

The one I went to was housed in a building just off 405 in Bellevue. The entire room was open but I believe the kitchen/ordering counter/candy counter were at a raised level in the back of the room.

The place was filled with a big pipe organ, with the pipes behind glass that you could see. There were also other instruments on the wall that the organ player could control. There was a bubble machine up high that would go at certain time during the show. I think there might have also been a marionette stage mounted to the wall as well. There was a small projection screen that would lower at time during the show. They would often play funny silent movies and maybe old cartoons and the organist would score the scene. It was great!

http://www.pstos.org/instruments/wa/bellevue/pizza-pipes.htm

[ellison.livejournal.com]

I have definitely never thought of it that way. That was awesome! And totally made me LOL.