Christmas Spoilers

[captain_slinky]

I was six years old when Aaron Fowler told me the "Truth", claiming that Santa Clause was really just my parents.

At first I was shocked and impressed, but certain parts of that theory just never added up.

• My parents live in Washington, MILES away from the North Pole.
  
• I had explored every square inch of our 8 acres and found NO EVIDENCE of a tiny sleigh nor 8 tiny reindeer.
  
• They could barely afford Christmas for our little family, let alone every child in The World.
  
• My Mom was always kinda "Squigged-Out" by little people.
  
• It took our 1968 American Motors Rambler Ambassador a half hour to get in to town, how could it travel all the way around the world in just one night?
  
• My Dad looks *terrible* in Red.
  
• My Dad did indeed have a workshop, but all he had in there was fishing gear, a fridge full of Schlitz and enough wine making supplies to put Ernest & Julio Gallo to shame.

So I'm sorry, Aaron Fowler, but it would seem that you were *WRONG*!