Gotta love a good Lemming!
Apr. 22nd, 2003 04:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyWhat's the best way to...
1) spend $10: 40 issues of Avengers West Coast from the "5 for a dollar" bin and a 48-ounce Diet Pepsi.
2) spend 2 hours: Wait in line at a comic book convention.
3) make someone laugh: "The Truffel Shuffel"
4) wake up: Crystal knows :)
5) go to sleep: There *is* no way to fall asleep badly. Any sleep is GOOOOOD sleep!
6) spend your last day in town: Extracting revenge upon your enemies and burning all your bridges.
7) entertain yourself on a roadtrip: Singing Kenny Rogers songs in different ethnic accents.
8) die: Selflessly.
9) live: As if *yesterday* were supposed to have been the day you died.
10) spend a weekend: Watching a Television Marathon. i don't care what show it is... A-Team, Knight Rider, Munsters, or even Three's Company... you get a better understanding of the Universe if you get to watch massive amounts of one version of reality.
11) spend a week: DISNEY LAND!!!
12) cheer yourself up: Listen to "Lincoln" by They Might Be Giants. Usually by "Pencil Rain", whatever had me down is completly forgotten!
13) relieve stress: Setting homeless people on fire. PSYCHE! Just checking to see if you're actually reading!
14) kill time: With a very large axe, i guess... unless it's VAMPIRE Time! Then I guess it would have to be a wooden stake.
15) take your coffee: Black. Always black.
16) liven up a party: Start talking about my comic book collection. EVERYBODY loves to hear about a good comic book collection, right? Hey, where are you going?
17) spend $1,000: Sweet Christmas! I could open a Comic Book Store with that kind of money!
18) spend no money at all: Watch the cats battle eachother for my amusement
19) tell someone it isn't working out: NEVER! Just like my parents, you just gotta stick with it even if it's killing you inside!
20) tell someone you love them: Buy them gifts. Lots of meaningless, expensive gifts. Affection *CAN* be bought, dammit!
1) spend $10: 40 issues of Avengers West Coast from the "5 for a dollar" bin and a 48-ounce Diet Pepsi.
2) spend 2 hours: Wait in line at a comic book convention.
3) make someone laugh: "The Truffel Shuffel"
4) wake up: Crystal knows :)
5) go to sleep: There *is* no way to fall asleep badly. Any sleep is GOOOOOD sleep!
6) spend your last day in town: Extracting revenge upon your enemies and burning all your bridges.
7) entertain yourself on a roadtrip: Singing Kenny Rogers songs in different ethnic accents.
8) die: Selflessly.
9) live: As if *yesterday* were supposed to have been the day you died.
10) spend a weekend: Watching a Television Marathon. i don't care what show it is... A-Team, Knight Rider, Munsters, or even Three's Company... you get a better understanding of the Universe if you get to watch massive amounts of one version of reality.
11) spend a week: DISNEY LAND!!!
12) cheer yourself up: Listen to "Lincoln" by They Might Be Giants. Usually by "Pencil Rain", whatever had me down is completly forgotten!
13) relieve stress: Setting homeless people on fire. PSYCHE! Just checking to see if you're actually reading!
14) kill time: With a very large axe, i guess... unless it's VAMPIRE Time! Then I guess it would have to be a wooden stake.
15) take your coffee: Black. Always black.
16) liven up a party: Start talking about my comic book collection. EVERYBODY loves to hear about a good comic book collection, right? Hey, where are you going?
17) spend $1,000: Sweet Christmas! I could open a Comic Book Store with that kind of money!
18) spend no money at all: Watch the cats battle eachother for my amusement
19) tell someone it isn't working out: NEVER! Just like my parents, you just gotta stick with it even if it's killing you inside!
20) tell someone you love them: Buy them gifts. Lots of meaningless, expensive gifts. Affection *CAN* be bought, dammit!
