captain_slinky | TONIGHT! (Reply)

Nothing but re-runs on TV, so it's time for a Crappy Movie! I have collected some of the finest $5-to-$10 DVD's available, each one worth AT LEAST what I paid for them! My choices tonight are:

-Hell Comes To Frog Town Starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as the last man alive in an apocolyptic future full of sexy women and mutated frog-creatures.

-South Bronx Heroes With Mario Van Peebles, breakdancing, a ferret, and the best Street Punks that 1984 had to offer!

-The Punisher Starring Dolph Lundgren as the Marvel Comics vigilante... only without the cool skull on his shirt, the cool inner dialogue, and/or a cohesive plotline.

-Blood Fight With that guy who was the bad guy in "Enter The Dragon" and "Bloodsport", so you know there's gonna be a lot of slow-motion kicking!

-Ministry of Vengence Starring John Schneider as a pissed-off guy of some sort. Takes place some time after he lived in Hazzard County, but before he became Superman's dad.

...And of course, I've saved the BESTR for last...