This year's MUST DO Holiday Experience for kids!

[captain_slinky]

Looking for a fun Christmas event for your little ones this Holiday Season? Then look no further than the Snoqualmie Indian Casino! Drag your children through a magical wonderland of gambling smokers, alcoholics and other assorted folks who think a Casino is a great place to bring your kids! Enjoy the antics of Frosty, Rudolph, The Grinch, Ms(?!) Claus and, I dunno, whatever else we can scrounge up. Be sure to come early so your kids can also experience the magic of The Chippendales Dancers 2014 Forever Sexy World Tour, then for all you late-night toddlers we also have Jenny McCarthy's "Dirty Sexy Funny" Tour! Buy your tickets NOW!

(Seriously, who at the Casino said "Yeah, let's bring in a bunch of kids"? The Casino is supposed to be a REFUGE from stuff like this for folks who don't like kids!)

Comments

[aquatwo.livejournal.com]

Kids don't belong in casinos.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well really, it depends what kind of gambling they have there... can't have a proper Monkey Knife Fight without a few toddlers tossed in the mix!

My favorite/unfavorite part, though, is knowing that SOMEWHERE there's a parent who is thinking "Hey, this is GREAT! This solves all the problems I usually have with taking my kids to see Santa! I can smoke there, I won't start getting the jitter from going an hour without drinking, and hey I might even win something!"

[hannah easterson (from livejournal.com)]

Ms. Claus and Santa broke up ages ago. They just put on public appearances together for the sake of the fans. Like Regis Philben and his many wives. Still, you go Ms Claus for starting to show off that independence.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

"With special appearances by Ms. Claus, Santa Claus AND Dolli DeLuxxx (Santa's new, special 19-year-old friend)!