040 - Ran Out!

[captain_slinky]

Therecwas a request that I write out a joke I used to be well known for, "The Clown Joke". Unfortunately I have run out of time, energy and ambiton for the day at about half way through typing it, so instead of the joke please enjoy this Life Hack.

Do you have particularly odiferous bowel movements? Instead of keeping a spray or air freshener in your bathroom, just buy a cheap bottle of perfume or cologne and keep it open on the tank of your toilet. This way, guests will just assume from the scent that you enjoy pooping on prostitutes instead of having had something crawl up your butt and die!

Did I mention that I'm sick again? I'm sick again. Credit or blame the quality of this Life Hack on my illness.