LESS THAN 15 YEARS?!?!?

[captain_slinky]

Happy Deathday!
Your name:	Captain_Slinky
You will die on:	Sunday, July 2, 2017
You will die of:	Appendicitis
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Well now isn't *that* distressing? Less than 15 years to live! If I plan on seeing every episode of MST3K before I die, I'd better get cracking!

But the more distressing thought about this Death-DDay for me is the thought of Children. Brittany will be in her mid-20's, and probably be able to deal with my passing fairly well. Poor little Riley will only be hitting Puberty at the time, and will be saddened by my passing but THRILLEDE by the amount of comic books I left to him in my will! But then there's my own child... at the oldest, he will be 10 years old. Just 10! Having to go through those early teen years with no male guidance is going to be tough! I made it through with little to no male guidance, and look how well *I* turned out.... but that was due to being raised by classic TV like "Growing Pains" and "Family Ties". There aren't any good shows like that any more! My kid is DOOMED! He's going to end up on a clock tower with a high-power sniper rifle, I just know it :(

Comments

[deensey.livejournal.com]

Yes, and i'm sure Riley's parents will be just thrilled too. Just thrilled.....

Well, Christian Television has reruns of family ties and growing pains on...... So there you go....

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Get out... really? Which one is "Christian Television"? We get that "CBN" network that's non-stop preaching, and they had the kid that played Mike Seaver on Growing Pains preaching the other day... that was kinda creepy. But I like to turn on that channel when the scarry lady with all the make-up is on. I turn off the sound and crank up some Danzig. Sometimes the words match up with the mouths on the screen and it makes for a bizarre viewing experience!

[khristle.livejournal.com]

What about the wife you are leaving behind?