115 - Terrible Host
May. 14th, 2015 08:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyExperience has shown that I am excellent at waking up our overnight guests by accident, and terrible at waking them up on purpose.
You ask me to wake you up at 8, and I'll do it all - turn on lights, turn on the radio, shake you, tell you the time, remind you that you wanted me to wake you up, give you updates on what time it is every 5 minutes, make coffee, start breakfast, clean the kitchen... nothing.
But if I come to my computer and start typing, I'm always greeted with a sleepy "Daaaaamn you type loud!"
NOTE: It does not matter which order I do these things in - If a start with the typing, they only wake up long enough to tell me that I type really loud, then go back to sleep.
You ask me to wake you up at 8, and I'll do it all - turn on lights, turn on the radio, shake you, tell you the time, remind you that you wanted me to wake you up, give you updates on what time it is every 5 minutes, make coffee, start breakfast, clean the kitchen... nothing.
But if I come to my computer and start typing, I'm always greeted with a sleepy "Daaaaamn you type loud!"
NOTE: It does not matter which order I do these things in - If a start with the typing, they only wake up long enough to tell me that I type really loud, then go back to sleep.
