134 - Conservative Nutjob Lemonade
Jun. 27th, 2015 02:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyThere *is* a way that this whole Gay Marriage thing can work to the benefit of those who oppose it. Presenting The Facts in handy bulletpoint format:
So really, I think the silver lining on this little cloud of yours is that it should now be SUPER EASY for you to marry all those unborn fetuses and force the courts to arrest all those Mother-In-Laws that are trying to murder your spouses!
You're welcome!
- Gay Marriage now legal in all 50 United States.
- As all good Whackjobs know, Gay Marriage opens the floodgates for people to marry ANYTHING, including but not limited to: Cousins, Siblings, Household Pets and Kitchen Appliances.
- The only thing more important than keeping consenting adults from getting married because it squicks you out, is to keep women from making their own decisions about unborn fetuses.
So really, I think the silver lining on this little cloud of yours is that it should now be SUPER EASY for you to marry all those unborn fetuses and force the courts to arrest all those Mother-In-Laws that are trying to murder your spouses!
You're welcome!
