134 - Conservative Nutjob Lemonade

[captain_slinky]

There *is* a way that this whole Gay Marriage thing can work to the benefit of those who oppose it. Presenting The Facts in handy bulletpoint format:

• Gay Marriage now legal in all 50 United States.
  
• As all good Whackjobs know, Gay Marriage opens the floodgates for people to marry ANYTHING, including but not limited to: Cousins, Siblings, Household Pets and Kitchen Appliances.
  
• The only thing more important than keeping consenting adults from getting married because it squicks you out, is to keep women from making their own decisions about unborn fetuses.

So really, I think the silver lining on this little cloud of yours is that it should now be SUPER EASY for you to marry all those unborn fetuses and force the courts to arrest all those Mother-In-Laws that are trying to murder your spouses!

You're welcome!

Comments

[man-of-snows.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to marey my blender cat!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I have bad news, buddy... I seen your Blender Cat fooling around with the toaster oven :(

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

People were marrying houses even before the ruling. Long term, the only people who will benefit are the divorce lawyers. They now have the opportunity to make twice as much profit.


It's funny how life is imitating art. First it was cel phones (Star Trek communicators), then SKYPE (video phones), then tablets (ST:tNG pads), and now the right to marry someone of the same gender. The first time I came across that was in a sci-fi book. Can't remember the title, but it has been an ongoing trope in a lot of sci-fi/fantasy storylines going back decades. Come to think of it, it has also been in a lot of Star Trek books.

So there you have it.....it's all the fault of James Tiberius Kirk. :D