214 - Christmas Pet Peeve - "Ugly Sweater"

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"You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means"

These sweaters are not "Ugly". They're tacky, festive, silly, bright, funny, bulky, shiny, colorful, adorable, hilarious, cool, weird, freaky and/or woolly... but UGLY?

No.

If you REALLY want to win a LEGIT "Ugly" sweater contest, go to Walmart and buy one of their $4.98 Jerzees sweaters that was made in China by Kathy Lee Gifford's slave-children. The unflattering design, the uncomfortably tight neck and cuffs, the strange cotton-blend material that keeps all your sweat sealed tight inside for maximum uncomfort.

Now THAT is an UGLY SWEATER!

Comments

[aurora77]

Agreed! I actually LIKE some of what's classified as an "ugly Christmas sweater". They're fun.