captain_slinky | 031

"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Full House, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through their Netflix cue at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the Olsen twins in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed high sat up watching in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating Jesse and The Rippers."

Please, if you know someone who is binge-watching all the old episodes of Full House in preparation for the new Netflix "Fuller House" series, do whatever it takes to help them stop. Just like any drug, Full House is okay when taken in moderation - an episode or two here and there, spaced out between Perfect Strangers and Family Matters to help even out the high.

But if you're bingeing your Full House episodes? You're going to have a bad time.

Take Uncle Joey's advice. If you're watching all the Full House? CUT. IT. OUT.