125 - Nazi Cats

[captain_slinky]

Much like the Volkswagen Bug, Cats were created by Nazi scientists during World War 2 as a part of their attempt to conquer the world. Created by and named for famed scientist Otto Von Katzenheimer under the direct supervision of Josef Mengele, they were looking for a way to exploit that feeling that all young adults get where they crave the stability of a relationship but aren't quite ready to "settle down", while also feeding off of loneliness and depression. The end result was to demoralize the enemy by having them enter into sick, abusive relationships with fluffy little sadistic dictators that would make horrendous demands, such as "OPEN THIS DOOR SO I CAN WATCH YOU PEE" and "YOUR BATHROOMS ARE INADEQUATE I WILL POOP IN A BOX AND YOU WILL CLEAN IT UP".

Check the Wikipedia Page if you don't believe me!

Comments

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

Cats created by Nazi's is a pretty good theory. I've always believed that Cats are actually aliens who have come to Earth to try and train humans. They have succeeded to a limited extent. We do feed them, and clean up after them.