135 - I Don't WANNA Grownup Today, Though :(

[captain_slinky]

I'm officially a Grown-Up I guess - I woke up and saw a stream of terrible things on The internet so decided that today would be one of those days where i just turn off the computer and focus on the important things in life, like watching a ton of 70's cartoons. Unfortunately, my cartoon marathon today was interrupted THREE TIMES by pollsters calling to get my opinions on politics! And that's after TWO such calls yesterday! I'm assuming that they are sponsored by The Republican Party because they all go like this:

So are you planning on voting Republican, or Democrat?
Democrat.
Okaaaaaay... and what if I were to tell you that the Democratic Candidate wants to raise your taxes so she can make puppies and kittens get mandatory gay-married? Would you say that this information makes you LESS LIKELY to vote for the Democrat, VERY less likely to vote for the Democrat, EXTREMELY less likely, or Unchanged?
Unchanged.
Okaaaaay... and what if i were to tell you that the brave, handsome Republican just wants to protect you and thinks you're, like, really cute and he overheard the Democrat talking smack about you behind the gym and the Republican said "That's so not cool, you need to stop NOW"? Would you say that this information makes you LESS LIKELY to vote for the Democrat, VERY less likely to vote for the Democrat, EXTREMELY less likely, or Unchanged?
Unchanged.
*SIIIIIGH* Okay, Mister Pierce, thank you very much for your time this evening *click*

Comments

[aurora77]

I haaaaate fake polls that are just trying to influence you.

[man-of-snows.livejournal.com]

I never fit their demographics...