Date: 2003-07-18 10:50 am (UTC)
1) Porn stars pointed at me and laughing. They are all wearing signs that say "you were never perfect enough to get into heaven and don't feel foolish because you could have been us"

2) Captain Kirk is the narrator and you have to listen to him all day long over the loudspeakers

3) only those that you find completely hideous are even remotely attracted to you.

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