captain_slinky | Really, she IS quite the bad little girl!

More about my Niece, Hannah (the 4-year-old, red-headed Princess Of Lies, Lord of Misrule, Orchestrator of the Damned):

ACTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN HANNAH AND HER MOTHER:

Hannah: "Mommy, can I have a friend spend the night tonight?"
Mommy: "No, Hannah... because all your friends are *scared* of you."

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Some little girls sleep with a dolly, a teddy-bear, or maybe a favorite blanky. Hannah sleeps with a plastic butcher knife under her bed.

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When we went camping with my Brother and his familly, Hannah liked to stare vacantly ahead and chant things such as "BURN THE CAMPER DOWN! BURN THE CAMPER DOWN!" or "DIS-A-SEM-BLE! DIS-A-SEM-BLE!"

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Hannah will NOT wear pants, or regular shoes, or real clothes. She wears a pink ballet outfit, a spaghetti-strap half-shirt, a Charlie Brown short skirt, and/or High Heels. Any combination of these things, mixed-and-matched several times a day. If you try to dress hr any differently, you WILL come away from the dispute bruised and/or bleeding.

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Hannah is very vain. Any reflective surface she can find is a great place for her to perform to. If she sees a mirror while she is talking to you, she will direct all her comments towards the mirror as she tries to look her most innocent and/or pretty.

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It is widely accepted in our family that Hannah will spend most of her teen years taking off her shirt for horny boys at parties who are chanting "HAN-NAH! HAN-NAH! WOOOOOO!!!"

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Her sister, Haley, has a "College Fund". Hannah has a matching fund called the "Bail and Therapy Fund".

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BEST / MOST DISTURBING HANNAH QUOTE:

She came prancing down the stairs wearing her halter top and mini-skirt. Plopper herself in to her daddy's lap, flung her arms around his neck, smiled wide and said "You know what you could do? you could pull up my little skirt, pull down my white little panties and spank my little butt!"

...And all the Frat Boys chant "HAN-NAH! HAN-NAH! WOOOOOOOO!"