Olivermass

[captain_slinky]

I forgot to wish everyone a Happy Olivermass! As all us devout Cousin Olivarians know, at 1 am (here on the West Coast) TVLand started showing the Sacred Six final episodes of The Brady Bunch where The Cousin Oliver makes his proclomations unto us the viewing audience. Oliver was the Alpha; Oliver is the Omega. He was the beginning of a new direction for the show, and the ultimate harbinger of doom for the cast. If you missed last night's episode, then you've already missed the First Miracle of Cousin Oliver (For it is written that the Holy Oliver shall be welcomed in to the Bunch of Brady Apostles only to be shunned and accused of being a "Jinx". But n the third day of Oliver, all shall declare Oliver to be a HERO, and GOOD LUCK, for without him The Brady Apostles would not have gotten to be in a slap-stick pie fight at the movie studio they were attending). However, there is still time to see the Miracle of the Duel Peters (wherein the Apostle Peter finds his exact duplicate thanks to the Cousin Oliver), teh Mystery and Truth of Sam the Butcher (For Peter and Oliver were led astray and believed Sam the Butcher to be a SPY), and the all-important Coming of the Orange Rabbits of the Apocolypse (the final episode where Greg's hair and Cndy's rabbits are turned orange by the power of Cousin Oliver)!

May Cousin Oliver be with you all...

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[khristle.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish I would have known! I would have gotten you something!