COOKING!!!

[captain_slinky]

For the first time in my life, thanks to Chris and the Washington State Board of Health, I will be having chicken tonight that WILL NOT make me feel as though I have eaten a mixture of thumbtacks and plaster tomorrow morning. Meat thermometer calibrated to 32-degrees (glass of ice water), checking the temp of the bird in several different places, gonna make sure it's at a uniform 165 at the very least. And hopefully, if all goes accordng to plan, I won't have to make deals with the higher beings tomorrow morning, pleading with God for a bit of mercy as I strain my aching muscles and cry over my burning posterior. Of course, only me and my stack of comic books will know for sure if it actually worked.

Comments

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well hi there! Long time no hear-from!

And of *course* I know the chickens are against me... why do you think I'm trying to eat them in to extinction??? They may have had the upper hand before, BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??? MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!

[bloodyaftermath.livejournal.com]

ehhhhhhh i was just trying to contact you on icq :P BUT YOU NO ANSWER ME!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah... i kinda have that "no one I haven't authorized" thing going on for me on the ICQ. Just a minute...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Okay, there. Just for *you* (and anyone else who happens to have been trying to contact me via ICQ), I have disabled the "Only let people on my contact list contact me. Go ahead, try it again!