Damn I'm good...

So when I purchased some Les Crusette cookware, I was told something along the lines of "Yeah, if you can fuck-up this pan, you're like some sort of danger to the Earth and the U.N. should organize forces now to stop you from spreading in to other countries".

Or something like that,

So yeah, my big Dutch Oven-sized pot? Yeah, I just cracked it. Right down the side. Solid steel, lines with porcelain, and I cracked that mother wide open.

Next, I set my sites on Europe.

Lil' Archie

I got two Archie Digests at Thrift Stores today.... an "Archie Andrews Where Are You", and a "Lil' Archie". Have you ever read Lil' Archie? Here's the deal. Lil' Archie is the adventures or Archie, Jughead, Betty, Veronica, and the whole Riverdale gang back before they became hormone-driven closet homosexual promiscuous rageaholics (you have to read between the lines). Yes, back to the days of purity, when Archie and the gang were just kids. The stories are sweet, simple, and always have a moral. But one thing has REALLY been bugging me...

See, everyone in the Lil' Archie comics uses the "Lil'" prefix. You know, so like an entire conversation will go like this:

"Hey there, Lil' Archie!"
Oh, Hi, Lil' Jughead. Have you seen Lil' Reggie?"
"Yeah! I saw him with Lil' Moose and Lil' Betty!"

So What I'm wondering is this; should I be addressing my Neice as "Lil' Brittany" until she hits her teen years?