Damn I'm good...

[captain_slinky]

So when I purchased some Les Crusette cookware, I was told something along the lines of "Yeah, if you can fuck-up this pan, you're like some sort of danger to the Earth and the U.N. should organize forces now to stop you from spreading in to other countries".

Or something like that,

So yeah, my big Dutch Oven-sized pot? Yeah, I just cracked it. Right down the side. Solid steel, lines with porcelain, and I cracked that mother wide open.

Next, I set my sites on Europe.

Comments

[khristle.livejournal.com]

Brian Pierce (4red)
Summon Creature

Tap 2 (colorless) to
destroy target cookware.
No enchantments can
counter...even
Manufacture's Gaurentee
of Unbreakability.

Munkees are fuhnee!
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