WOW!

So long, LOSERS! I'm about to be RICH!

I opened my inbox this morning to find not one but *FIVE* urgent e-mails from foreign lawyers who need to help launder money in the the U.S. from a foreign country that is about to be overthrown! They'll transfer 27-gazillion dollars to my account and then leave me with 10% of the transaction just for having let them have unrestricted access to my bank account! Each lawyer started off the message by letting me know that an associate of his had assured him that I was a person who was trustworthy and would keep this transaction confidential... So to whoever reccomended me to this guy, THANKS!

Seriously, this was just sad. I mean, one of the mails was from a HotMail account, and still had the Forwarding Carrots and improper formatting. If you're going to send out a lame scam-spam, at least have the decency to re-format the letter so it looks like you actually *wrote* it!

Fictional 15

From Forbes Magazine, the 15 richest fictional characters.

http://www.forbes.com/2002/09/13/400fictional_print.html

Kitty Post

We found out not to long abo that pretty much all cats *hate* the smell of Citrus, Oranges to be specific. So spraying the counters with an orange-scented cleaning product has helped quite a bit in keeping Joey (our "Troubled Teen" kitty) from roaming the counters at night.

But there's even *greater* disciplinary potential here, as I just found out!

We found a large container of citrus-scented Wet-Wipes at a Dollar Store a while back. They are standard Dollar-Store quality, not very good... but they are GREAT for trowing at a kitty who is clawing at the garbage bag.

Great for throwing at the kitty who *ignores* all other discipline. Great for getting reaction out of the kitty that just stares at you when you screach "NO KITTY BAD KITTY PSSSSSST!!! PSSSSSSST!!! BAD KITTY! NO!!!" Usually he just stares at me like like "What? What are you saying? Who are you... not *me*? You're not seriously asking *me* to stop something, are you?"

Now he stares at me and says "OH $#!+!!! WHAT THE #$*@$ WAS THAT?!?!?" and runs away!