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Dear American Wimmin-Folk what smoke the ciggarettes,
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khristle and I went to see Kiera Knightly in the movie Domino last night at the Regal Cinema. In case you haven't heard of it, this is the (sorta) true-life story of Domino Harvey, the Anglican Beverly Hills Fashion Model turned Bounty Hunter.
I'm not a big fan of smokers, so I should let you know that when Kiera Knightly stands there in all her 98-pound, scantilly clad, English-accented, punk-haired, too-much-eyeliner glory and takes a puff from a cigarette, it is HOT. It's dirty, nasty, sexy and HOT.
HOWEVER!
When *you*, the Average Wimmin-folk Of America stand outside your trailer wearing your Walmart Stretch-Pants, faded "These Colors Don't Run" T-Shirt, store-brand Mac & Cheese-scented breath and a nearly successful perm grown out to a mullet? You look just like Kiera Knightly, only replace the "sexy and hot" with "diseased and waiting for your Welfare check".
Seriously, ladies... UNLESS you happen to look aproximately like Kiera Knightly, just don't do it. The only thing that could make you look less attractive is a few festering facial sores.
khristle and I went to see Kiera Knightly in the movie Domino last night at the Regal Cinema. In case you haven't heard of it, this is the (sorta) true-life story of Domino Harvey, the Anglican Beverly Hills Fashion Model turned Bounty Hunter.I'm not a big fan of smokers, so I should let you know that when Kiera Knightly stands there in all her 98-pound, scantilly clad, English-accented, punk-haired, too-much-eyeliner glory and takes a puff from a cigarette, it is HOT. It's dirty, nasty, sexy and HOT.
HOWEVER!
When *you*, the Average Wimmin-folk Of America stand outside your trailer wearing your Walmart Stretch-Pants, faded "These Colors Don't Run" T-Shirt, store-brand Mac & Cheese-scented breath and a nearly successful perm grown out to a mullet? You look just like Kiera Knightly, only replace the "sexy and hot" with "diseased and waiting for your Welfare check".
Seriously, ladies... UNLESS you happen to look aproximately like Kiera Knightly, just don't do it. The only thing that could make you look less attractive is a few festering facial sores.
